There is no doubt that men outnumber women about 18 to 1 (in my rough estimate) on the chat roulette website.

And of those 18 men maybe half of them are in some state of undress or are completely naked.

Maybe it’s the anonymity of the web or the pretend privacy of a webcam but more men expose themselves on chatroulette.com than maybe any other video chat system that isn’t expressly a dating service or an adult xxx service.

What exactly do you say to the surprise of being confronted by a naked guy on chatroulette?
Here are some of my favorites:
- Wow, it’s so life-like, how much did you pay for it?
- Surgeons can do amazing work with sex operations now, can’t they?
- (Turn off your webcam and say) What’s wrong with your camera, there’s no picture.
- Ask him if the show has any music.
- Tell him you’re underage and he’s about to be charged with child abuse (a la NBC’s “To Catch A Predator”).
- Ask him if he knows the guy you just saw before him.
And finally…
- The last guy’s was bigger…

If you have any favorite comebacks to seeing a naked guy on chatroulette.com, please leave them in the comments area.