I’d like to say that I don’t have much exciting news to share with you this week, and then your burden of reading, remembering and conversing about a wide range of topics would be lessened… but you’re not going to get out of this endevour that easily.

You need to know what’s going on so you can be the interesting person that we all know you want to be. So let’s get started, shall we?

- Easter is cancelled. More of just a picture than anything else, but we all have to start somewhere, right?

- Woman dressed as Easter bunny attacked… seriously, who knew this would be the second news item? My sense of humor, and the attacker, is still being searched for.

- Is an Apple iPad in your future? Not if you’re Jon Byron. Or other such odd, non-Apple-consumer-driven-robots like the millions that swear by their iPhone or iTouch, or Nano, etc… but still have yet to buy a real Apple computer (since the 1980′s). Hell, I can think of more than 20 reasons why I don’t want one. But I know that I’ll have one by latest being the second version to be released, probably in the summer. For that matter, anyone want to buy my used iPad? (Note: how to read comic books with your iPad video)

- Unpaid air hostesses strip in protest. From Rueters ‘Oddly Enough’ category. This article is complete with pictures and video. Curious enough to look yet? Yes, it is about women not getting paid by their employer so they get even by taking off their clothes and posing for a calendar. This never happens where I work. Never ever. The stripping part, not the getting paid on time part. At least the stripping by the women under 25. The old bats will take their clothes off at the drop of a dime. LOL

- Turn your hot tub into a time machine. No, not the funny, lame-assed movie, this is about the real deal! Read and get ready to travel anoytime, anywhere. Everyone except you physics majors, anyways.

Have a great weekend!