Dating Profile Headline of the Day

If ever there was a day that was supposed to be like today, this is it.

The only good thing about Monday is that it only happens once a week. Coming back in to work after a weekend off (for those of you lucky enough to have the weekend off) is absolutely brutal.

A cup of coffee should come with something that helps to turn the brain on more effectively than caffeine alone.

But our lives do hold promise and it’s that promise that will bring us back to this place time and time again (the workplace, that is).

The promise of something more begins with your online dating profile and a riddle headline that gets a lot of attention. So, for today, change your headline to be this:
“I strike wooden men, knocking them all down when on a roll… what am I?”

Have a great day!

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