Dating Profile Headline of the Day
Has there even been such a sad day as Monday?
Of course, had you completed the task I set before you on Sunday you would right now have a glad heart, your inbox overflowing with invitations to meet from the people that sw your inviting headline and awesome profile on several great dating services.
Perhaps you want to start this task today?
In any case we have a task set before us, to post an amusing headline to get a cetain someone’s special attention.
For today post this as your humorous headline:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
That is the punchline, here is the rest of the joke:
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
Have a great day!
