Dating Profile Headline of the Day
This is the first day of the rest of your happy life. Yes, I mean today, Monday.
Now, I know that some of you aren’t feeling well, some of you are a little hung over from the weekend, some of you have a birthday today and others are looking forward to a little escapism later in the week… good on all of you.
Me? I’m with the working stiffs, and I don’t mean the porn stars…LOL
Did you enjoy the Grammy’s last night? Did you have your 3d glasses for the special viewing segment? Yeah, me neither…
To get back on track, it is Monday and Monday’s aren’t quite so hard to get through if you include a little craziness in your day. This is what I suggest for you, just for the hell of it, go to the bathroom and wet your hands… and with your hands still wet, pretend to fall on someone, or towards someone… let the break your fall or catch you and make sure you touch them… then say “There was no handtowels in the bathroom”… And smile.
And then, when you visit your favorite dating service, after your prank, change your dating profile headline to this:
“I could be your little monkey”.
Have a great day!
