Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Did I ever to you about how poor my family was when I was growing up?

We were so poor that we couldn’t afford to regularly buy milk… I had to pour apple juice on my cereal in the morning. Now, I know what you’re going to say, apple juice costs more than milk, but the truth of the matter is, I had to run over to a neighbor’s orchard, steal the apples and squeeze the hell out of them for something to put on my cereal. I’d have gotten milk but the cows were to heavy to get over the fence!

Now, common wisdom holds that you can’t believe everything you hear, but as far as reading goes… well, believe it when you hear it fro me, OK?

Hold truth close to your heart and lies will never penetrate.

Be honest and you will attract a like-minded person. Which leads us to today’s dating profile headline for you to post:
“I can be the person that understands you.”

Have a great day!

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