I would hardly say that you’ve been brought here against your will, or under the guise of something else.

So why would you try that with your online dating profile?

The truth will out, you know. It is the 13th after all, and if something bad were to happen because of something you did, rather than just plain bad luck like everyone else has on the 13th, well what do you know?

So be honest, add those pounds on, shorten (or heighten) your profile stats… today is a great day to be honest with those that will read your online profile… after all, you do want to meet them someday, don’t you?

For your profile headline today, post this:
“Everything in my profile is true!|”

Have a great day!