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December 17, 2009

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Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Thursday is Garbage Day.

Thursday

Today is Thursday, otherwise known as “Garbage Day”.

It is this day that I fill up my community provided (but paid for by me) garbage container and drag it to the curb where it will be picked up by an automated garbage truck arm (also paid by me) and dump my seven days worth of trash into itself.

Now, on the surface this seems like a great thing. After all, I create garbage, I pay to get it hauled away.

But it’s really the creation of the garbage part that gets to me. I only create the garbage because of how I receive the stuff that was in the packaging in the first place. I mean, it’s likely that I would buy the stuff anyways, no matter what the packaging looked like, right? Or wrong?

We could chase this around for weeks, years maybe, and not come up with a great answer.

Anyways, today post this as your headline:
“I have always looked forward to this”.

And you have, right?

Have a great day!

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