Dating Profile Headline of the Day

Friday
I was going to come up with something really snappy for today’s headline…

I was thinking of all types of great headlines as I waited patiently to see my doctor, in his usual 60-minutes-after-my-appointment appointment.

Then, as I discussed my symptoms and he turned to me and said those magical words that have seen more headlines that Obama, “You have swine flu”, all those great headline ideas of mine went out the window.

Except this one:
“I don’t have the flu”… even though I do, you don’t, I hope. So post that as your headline.

Have a great day.

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